By P. M. Chen

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On Sale: May 20, 2008
Page Count: 144 pages
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN-13: 9780446582070

Dr. Phil, Gay Unicorns, and Jesus Christ…

They’re all tattooed on someone’s ass. Or face, or whatever. Remember that time you were wasted and thought it would be a good idea to get a tattoo on your leg of Maury Povich shaking hands with Sasquatch, but your friends talked you out of it at the last second? Well, some people don’t have any friends…

Aviva Yael and P. M. Chen spent a year going to tattoo conventions and tattoo studios all over the country, chasing, stalking, e-mailing, calling, interviewing, ambushing, and hunting down whomever they could in order to find the most insane tattoos out there. What started out as a joke in a bar became a year-long tattoo safari that’s presented here in all its full color, balls-to-the-wall, train-wreck/beauty-pageant glory.

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"Either I'm dumb or super advanced, but the tattoo of the dinosaur wearing the fanny pack is pretty amazing. I don't think of NO REGRETS as a joke book actually--it's an ideas book. Is getting a light-bulb tattooed on my forehead pushing it? I didn't think so either. Thanks guys!"
Lesley Arfin, Vice magazine columnist and author of Dear Diary
"This book truly lives up to its title. It's a hilarious compendium of extraordinarily bad decisions that last FOREVER. If you ever thought of getting tattoo of a beef-chicken, Michael Moore, or an ejaculating penis, maybe after reading this book you'll think again. I laughed, I cried, I gawked. But mostly I just gawked and laughed. Actually I only gawked and laughed."
Michael Showalter, comedian
"These are the best tattoos I've ever seen. There's more creativity collected in this book than in an entire episode of Dancing with the Stars."
Nick Zarin-Ackerman, usician, The Virgins
"If you buy this book and have it lying around your dorm room, people will probably stop in, glance at it, and f**k you as a quick 'thanks' for sharing something so cool."
Eugene Mirman, comedian
"You should buy this book and then get a tattoo of it on yourself. Seriously. This book is hilarious!"
Demetri Martin, comedian, The Daily Show

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Aviva Yael

About the Author

Aviva Yael is a writer living in New York City. She is into clothes and food and stuff.

PM Chen is a part-time basket-weaver, writer, and three-time silver medalist in the luge. He lives in Brooklyn, NY with his pet fish and six cats.

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