101 Things to Definitely Not Do if You Want to Get a Chick

"In this dating advice book, the first in what he tells me will be a series of three hundred advice books that will probably then be made into movies, Will Forte explores romantic relationships with more nuance and tenderness than you would expect if you've ever met him.

For decades to come, readers will be asking, 'What exactly was wrong with Will Forte?'

I couldn't love him more if I were paid to.*

*it's none of your business if I was."

"This is the perfect book. Silly-dumb, easy to read and funny. Say good-bye to Charles Dickens."

"Like the author, this book manages to walk that fine line between creepy and funny."

"I'm often asked, 'Who do you think the funniest of them all?' and I always answer, 'It's you, Will.' This book proves why."

"An indispensable text from our nation's leading expert in not getting chicks."

"Will Forte has the type of mind that, when studied in a lab, lights up in different colors than a regular person's. In everyday wake mode, he's accessing parts of his brain that are usually only triggered by a lightning strike, an influx of serotonin, or most likely, a salt deficiency. Whatever it is, I hope he keeps thinking outside the outside of the box, because an original like Will needs to be celebrated, protected, pruned, and given ample sunlight and water."

"Will Forte is a weird dude...It takes courage to be that strange...He is also funny as hell."

"Will Forte is an American treasure. Like, in the way that those dudes with metal detectors at the beach say that old cans they find are treasure. It's all about perspective, really."